Becoming Calm........
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice
that was heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things
I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this
morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White
Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of
Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest
of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to
those you feel are in need of inner peace.
