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nickerbokker

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THERE'S A TURD ON MY FLOOR!
« on: October 09, 2005, 11:12:17 pm »
LOL.  my dogs hate me.  i think it was angs who did it cuz codys are not quick so think around, and he obviously tried to not poo cuz it is in a huge circle around the living room LMAO.....but yet, there is a turd on my floor!  i know it's my fault....the dogs have a routine where i take them out, they eat, and 10 minutes later they go out again....neith er of them EVER poo in my house, including the pisser angus who has only pooed once......well last night i was loopy on some sauce, and tired, and fed them and then went right to sleep.  i slept until 7 30am when my bestie woke me up, i go to let them out....and WHAM!  POO SMELL UP MY NOSE!

i gotta say, angus is artistic!  it's in this HUGE circle around my living room, with one dot over by the door.  very well laid out.  lol. 

now i must go, i have poo juicel to tackle
« Last Edit: October 09, 2005, 11:15:39 pm by nickerbokker »

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Re: THERE'S A TURD ON MY FLOOR!
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2005, 11:14:26 pm »
One must ALWAYS appreciate artistic endeavors ;D  Angus has an artistic temperment.... why didn't we think of that before?  Do you think Van Gogh was easy to get along with??? :o

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Re: THERE'S A TURD ON MY FLOOR!
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2005, 11:17:46 pm »
One must ALWAYS appreciate artistic endeavors ;D  Angus has an artistic temperment.... why didn't we think of that before?  Do you think Van Gogh was easy to get along with??? :o
HAHAHAH!  Poop Van Gogh!  :)  ;D  :D ... I'm gonna bust a gut! 
Sorry to laugh Nicker!  I've been there and feel your pain.  Grace still is insitant on staying within the limits of her routine...and if broken...like lately with me being slower and less mobile for a month or so...she'll pee on the floor in front of me since Daddy doesn't know the routine or the signs as well as I do.  :) 
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Re: THERE'S A TURD ON MY FLOOR!
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2005, 01:20:01 am »
Dang, Nik! I woke up to the same situation this morning! However, there was no artistic quality at all. My landlady's beagle pup, Tsunami Sue (a Katrina refugee) has decided that she belongs to Cabeza and I. So, she sleeps with us now. Anyway, she got up in bed with me last night and started licking my face...I didn't realize that this meant that she needed to go out. So, this morning, I was schooled on what face licking by Tsunami Sue means. ick.

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Re: THERE'S A TURD ON MY FLOOR!
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2005, 01:27:36 am »
I think I'd rather have it all in one place, rather than scattered around like a mine field. And Nickers, was that BBQ sauce that got you toasted?
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