>FEMALE PRAYER
>Before I lay me down to sleep,
>I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
>One who's handsome, smart and strong
>One who loves to listen long,
>One who thinks before he speaks,
>One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>I pray this man is gainfully employed,
>When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
>Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>Massages my back and begs to do more.
>Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
>"how big is my behind?"
>I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best
>friend.
>Amen.
>MALE PRAYER
>
>I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
>store and a bass boat.
>This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s***.
>Amen
