Funny Rules........

[mastiffmommy]

We have a drive thru zoo about an hour from where we live, it is a great place to take the kids on a sat or sun. You get to drive thru or ride a horse drawn wagon. And buy buckets of food you can feed to all the animals, giraffs, zebras, texas longhorn, emus, lama and water buffalos, you name it and they have it, it is such a great way to spend a day, and of course I am steeling all the kids buckets so I get to feed more then they do hehe.

Anyway, they have the funniest rules on how to behave when you are in the park, thought Id share them with you all.

1.  Please stay inside your car. Only the animals are allowed to walk around.
 
2.  You are not allowed to feed your children to the animals, no matter how bad they are behaving.
 
3.  Don't run over the animals with your car, and they will try not to run over you.
 
4.  Don't honk your horn or turn on your lights unless you need help because it gives the animals heartburn.
 
5.  The speed limit is 5 mph.
 
6.  When you stop to take photos from your car, pull over to the side. This will allow other cars to drive around. It will also give the animals time to fluff their hair.
 
7.  Use the buckets for feeding the animals- we want you to leave the ranch with all your fingers.
 
8.  Please don't litter…it's gross behavior and offensive to the sensitivity of our animals.
 
9.  So you get animal slobber all over your car… they're just trying to be friendly. You can wash it off later.
 
10.  The Lazy 5 is open every day of the year, including Christmas. Christmas is a special time here. Santa's reindeer vacation here before and after their midnight flight.
 
The park is called lazy five ranch, and is located in NC

Marit

[coonie1970]

LOL marit Thats too funny. It sucks that you cant feed your kids to the animals though. LOL
Coonie

[mastiffmommy]

yeah I know, that was the first thing I thought when I read them rules.

They have in their printed material, the rules when you go on the horse drawn wagon. but I dont think they are online. But they are even funnier.

One says something like, if you drop something, DO NOT get out of the wagon, tell the driver and he will contact the ranchers, they will try and recover what you lost before an animal do. Please note that Emus have been seen sporting cool glasses and nice purses........ ..

I cant do it justice at all, but first time I read all their rules I was cracking up so bad. The animals are as funny. They love to steel your bucket with food. they dont snatch it outof your hands, they just grab hold of the edge of the bucket and very slowly jerk it out of your hand. AND since I have lost like 7 or 8 buckets to them, I know just how strong their mouths are hehe.

Ohhh yeah and everyone who has a problem with dog slobbers should go, nothing like a good ole water buffalo slobber, spiced up wit a stinking rotten water gue from their mud swim. 

Marit