A friend sent this to me and I thought it was very cute and
I know that some of you have members of the feline in the family.
enjoy
Tricia and the fur kids
Kitty rules
My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that.
We will not play "Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti" over any humans' bed while they are trying to sleep.
I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside. If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again.
When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of the house.
I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while people are trying to carry groceries or laundry, or else one of these days, it will really come true.
I will not swat my human's head repeatedly when they are on the family room floor trying to do sit ups.
When my human is typing at the computer, their forearms are *not* a hammock.
I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has watched a horror movie.
I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare until they wake up.
I will not walk on the key board when my human is writing important adagfsggdjag ;ln.
