So embrassed . . .

[Lyn]

No poop at the vets, but Bubba decided to lift his leg and mark on the wall. I was shocked and horrified at the same time. Bubba never marks anywhere but outside so I wasn't expecting that at all.

Just before he did it I was feeling nervous about leaving him there and putting him under the knife. He was in for his neuter. After the pee incident I blured out 'Well it's a good thing your getting neutered then'. LOL

To this day if you say 'Neutered or Tutored' and Bubba hears you he will disappear under the table or in a bedroom. LMAO

[kathryn]

My favorite actually happened to Michael when he took Shiner to the vet one day.  He came home and told me the story and well let's just say I nearly had an accident from laughing so hard. 

Shiner gets really gassy when he gets nervous and needless to say he gets really nervous at the vet's office.  Anyway, apparently he was so toxic that day that they had to open the front and back doors to allow a cross breeze to come through the office to air it out.  Shiner brought tears to everyone's eyes.

[SAR Diver]

the horror....the horror...  I don't want to talk about it.

[kathryn]

Bwahahaha!  Shiner was not amused with that threat!  He's very self-conscious about his projectile anal gland expulsion problem.  By the way, I'm pretty sure that Shiner's butt is the lost region of the Bog of Eternal Stench (from the movie Labyrinth in case you haven't seen it).  So I probably wouldn't notice to terribly much.   

Ohh, you know I love the Branni-fo-fanni and would never make too much fun of him.  I'm just so glad someone else has weird stuff that happens to their dog and it's not just mine.   

[lins_saving_grace]

My favorite actually happened to Michael when he took Shiner to the vet one day.  He came home and told me the story and well let's just say I nearly had an accident from laughing so hard. 

Shiner gets really gassy when he gets nervous and needless to say he gets really nervous at the vet's office.  Anyway, apparently he was so toxic that day that they had to open the front and back doors to allow a cross breeze to come through the office to air it out.  Shiner brought tears to everyone's eyes.

I thought I was the only one who had to blush because of gassy toxic episodes.  Except Grace likes to spring things like that on people.  She loves to do it in the middle of the night close to the nose area of company or when company is over and eating.  She just lets go and looks at her bottom, looks back at the person it was directed at and smiles.  Somehow, she gets her bottom in just the right position to let loose with a high pitched squeek or a loud rumble toot.  That dogs loves to fart.

[kathryn]

Shiner has the stealth gas.  It sneaks up on you and then makes your head want to explode.  That's why I love Evo so much.  He is way less potent on it than any other food.  Doesn't that just make me proud!  I have a toxic waste dog and a toad licker.  We have some serious issues at my house.