Badger knows a TON of English. Below is a list of words that he knows and responds to immediately:
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
Snack
Yummy
Bite
Food
Tummy
Kibble
Scoop
Treat
Meat
Vegetables
Fruit
Peanut Butter
Taste
Kitchen
Refridgerater
Fridge
Freezer
Defrost
Thaw
'you know what'
'have you given the dog his eheheh'
'oh come on honey, he can have just a little taste'
Microwave
Nuker
Oven
Stove
Groceries
Grocery store
Burgerville
Drive thru
And below is a list of words he responds to eventually:
Sit
Stay
Lay down
Go to your bed
No
Leave it
And below is a list of words that thinks mean "come":
Stop farting
Go sit by your dad, you stink
Go sit by your mom, you stink
The dog has really bad gas
My eyes are burning, the gas is so bad
What is that hanging off the dog?
What is that smell?
What is that on the dog's butt?
Do you smell that?