Victim A:
Name: Mr. Suspicious Chicken
Age: 6 Hours, 43 Minutes
Time/Date of Death: Between 2:30 Am and 8 AM; June 18, 2006
Cause of Death: Diembowlment, partial cannabalitic consumption, blunt force trama to head and extremeties. No internal organs found at scene. Evidence found at secondary crime scene indicate perps attempted to consume to evidence to avoid detection. No pictures taken at second scene due to extreme "upchuck-factor".
Victim B:
Name: Mr. Mad Cow
Age: 6 Hours, 43 Minutes
Time/Date of Death: Between 2:30 Am and 8 AM; June 18, 2006
Cause of Death: Diembowlment, partial cannabalitic consumption, blunt force trama to head and extremeties, amputation of left leg and midriff. No internal organs found at scene. Evidence found at secondary crime scene indicate perps attempted to consume to evidence to avoid detection. No pictures taken at second scene due to extreme "upchuck-factor". Left leg never found.
Police are still searching for the perpetrators of these heinious crimes. They have posted a three XLarge Milkbone reward for any tips leading to the apprehension of Mr.'s Zeus, Apollo and Onyx Cupps.
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