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Offline navarre1316

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Blonde GUY joke
« on: August 02, 2006, 06:34:14 am »
Turn about is fair play!!




The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait?
>
> An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
> scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
>
> They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
> If I
> get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump
> off this building."
>
> The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
> get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
>
> The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a
> bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
>
> The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
> cabbage, and jumped to his death.
>
>
> The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
>
> The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
> death  as well.
>
> At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known
> how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
> given it to him again!"
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> The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
> enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
>
>
> (Oh this is GOOD!!)?
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> Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife
> said,
>
>
>
> "Don't look at me. The idiot  made his own lunch."

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Offline cosmosmama

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Re: Blonde GUY joke
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2006, 06:42:23 am »
hahahahahaa!  The only man on Earth capable of packing his own lunch!!!

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Re: Blonde GUY joke
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2006, 06:43:56 am »
God! As the girlfriend of a blonde guy, I can totally relate to this.

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Re: Blonde GUY joke
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2006, 08:22:52 am »
hahahahahaa!  The only man on Earth capable of packing his own lunch!!!


Hey!!!!...when I had hair I was blond and I always packed my own lunch. And it wasn't the same thing every day either. I didn't have to have the same Lunchable two days in a row if I didn't want to.

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Re: Blonde GUY joke
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2006, 08:25:12 am »
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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Re: Blonde GUY joke
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2006, 10:22:11 am »
Oh that's good! :D...ROTFL!!!!!!!!

Offline Saint and Mal mom

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Re: Blonde GUY joke
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2006, 01:46:49 pm »
Okay, that's good.  ;D
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Re: Blonde GUY joke
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2006, 01:54:15 pm »
hahahahahaa!  The only man on Earth capable of packing his own lunch!!!


Hey!!!!...when I had hair I was blond and I always packed my own lunch. And it wasn't the same thing every day either. I didn't have to have the same Lunchable two days in a row if I didn't want to.


BWAHAHAHAHAHA. ..too darn funny!
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