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Offline LittleGrace

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Re: New most embarrassing moment; Thanks Chester !!
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2006, 06:22:17 pm »
That's a great story... ROFL.

Maybe he needs new brakes. ;D
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Re: New most embarrassing moment; Thanks Chester !!
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2006, 03:01:23 am »
OMG - what a visual - HYSTERICAL!
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Re: New most embarrassing moment; Thanks Chester !!
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2006, 03:45:22 am »
Are you sure someome didn't get a video of that???  OMG, thanks for making my Monday morning enjoyable!
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« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2006, 04:38:31 am »
LMAO!!!  That is something Koby would do in a heartbeat (he's actually done something like that before), so I can definitely relate...but it's still soo flippin' funny!!
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Re: New most embarrassing moment; Thanks Chester !!
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2006, 04:49:38 am »
Are you sure someome didn't get a video of that???
OMG, I hope not!  It really would qualify for funniest home video.  WHAT was he thinking??

Maybe he needs new brakes.
LOL!!  He absolutely does!  Where do I take him??

This morning, my right pointy finger is completely swollen and turning purple.  I'm trying to figure out what I will say to people when they ask what happened.  I HAVE to lie!!!  I can't say that my dog head-butted me into spaced and I landed on my knuckle!! ::) ::) ::) ::)  Just sounds WAY too odd!!! ;D

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Re: New most embarrassing moment; Thanks Chester !!
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2006, 09:30:23 am »
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I'm trying to figure out what I will say to people when they ask what happened

I know, I know!

Tell them that Chester slammed your FINGER in the DOOR.

That's the excuse Mom gave her doctor when Max butted her *** over tea kettle while she was planting tomatoes.

 ;D  ;D

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Re: New most embarrassing moment; Thanks Chester !!
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2006, 09:38:54 am »
Great idea!  Chester slammed the door on my finger.  Got it!!
hehehehe!!!!!

I must say, I've been REALLY REALLY careful now whenever I bend over!  I was picking up poop today and caught a glimpse of his evil eye.  I just know what he was thinking!!! :o
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Re: New most embarrassing moment; Thanks Chester !!
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2006, 10:42:30 am »
And now the paranoia sets in...........
It's all a plot to send you over the edge so they can eat cookies and ice cream whenever they want!! 
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Re: New most embarrassing moment; Thanks Chester !!
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2006, 10:57:07 am »
HAhaha! That is great! I agree with Erin that human bowling is a hit in the Newf world, and I think chester just got a strike!! :) hehehe!! There is a part in the book "In the Company of Newfies" that she talks about how her dogs used to love to do that to her too.. and Fumbs also enjoys the game.
The only thing in terms of training i can think of is when a dog bends down on their knees and bum in the air it means they want to play, maybe chester thought that it was play time! Hehehe, I hope your bum is doing okay, you may have a bruise!
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« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2006, 11:02:39 am »
Quote from: newflvr on August 07, 2006, 09:38:54 am
Great idea!  Chester slammed the door on my finger.  Got it!!
hehehehe!!!!!

I must say, I've been REALLY REALLY careful now whenever I bend over!  I was picking up poop today and caught a glimpse of his evil eye.  I just know what he was thinking!!! :o
If it wouldn't trouble you to much, in light of this, could you set up a motion sensored camera in your yard?...Thanks! :D
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Re: New most embarrassing moment; Thanks Chester !!
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2006, 11:06:18 am »
LOL!!!!  Gyps, you are a kick in the pants!! :D  No, REALLY.  I would love nothing better than to be the rolling around on the lawn with all of bpo snorting their coffee out of their noses on to their keyboards!! 

It's bad enough that I keeping knocking my d*mned knuckle in to things so have now fashioned a splint from a toothpick box and tape to hold it it position!  I look like a total goof!!!
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Re: New most embarrassing moment; Thanks Chester !!
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2006, 12:00:41 pm »
Have DH stop at drug store on his way home, and buy you a proper splint, with padding and all.

Maybe it will make Chester feel guilty enough that he won't knock you over again...cause right now, he's just waiting for you to bend or stoop down, so he can send you flying!  :D
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« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2006, 12:00:53 pm »
Quote from: newflvr on August 07, 2006, 11:06:18 am
LOL!!!!  Gyps, you are a kick in the pants!! :D  No, REALLY.  I would love nothing better than to be the rolling around on the lawn with all of bpo snorting their coffee out of their noses on to their keyboards!! 

We will lower ourselves to embarassment & humiliation to amuse all of BPO won't we?...Man, that's FAMILY! :'( (tears of pride!...lol!)
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Re: New most embarrassing moment; Thanks Chester !!
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2006, 01:15:29 pm »
You are completely correct!  Install the camera, already!  Chester is ready for football season, and I'll be his tackle dummy!!!

*sigh.  What I do for my BPO family!!
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Re: New most embarrassing moment; Thanks Chester !!
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2006, 01:27:39 pm »
Maybe chester could borrow Fumble's sport football outfit.

Get him a goat to practice his butting technique with , it would save you some bruises.
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