lol reading this post, and the "weight distorting" hahaha I have a spider tattooed on my chest and i gained some weight and the legs on one side are longer now. it doesnt look bad. and its not THAT noticeable, but... its just funny when u think about it.
i knew a girl who got a tattoo below her belly button and she got pregnant and it stretched so bad. it looks terrible now. And another girl who used to be a fair size, who is now balimic or something like that, anyways, u cant even tell what her tats are !!!
so, yep good thing to think about while tattooing, is gaining/loosing weight in the areas u are getting it tattooed in