Someone emailed me this and I thought I'd share. Although these aren't all dog related, most of them are and they're pretty good.
Award-Winning Classified Advertisements
The Following Were Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
1. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER: 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
2. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
3. FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepherd, part stupid Dog.
4. GERMAN SHEPARD: 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
5. FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG: Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.
Better be reward.
6. COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED: Also 1 gay bull for sale.
7. NORDIC TRACK: $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
8. GEORGIA PEACHES: California grown - 89 cents lb.
9. NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once.
10. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer. $300.
AND THE BEST ONE
11. FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married
last month. Wife knows everything!!
