No, this isn't spam for porn. It's actually something that's been happening with my mom's 2 dogs - an older Golden Lab/Chow mix named Lizzie and a younger Rottweiler mix named Rookie. An older woman. A younger man. Oh, the forbidden love.
Anyway, the two of them have been playful and friendly since the day I brought Rookie home in 2002 (as is evidenced in the following picture):
But, here in the past few months, it's gotten just a little bit absurd. The two of them will be inside playing with eachother, when suddenly they stop and go into an open-jawed, esophagus-tickling french kiss; their tongues rattling back and forth like two tongues on a see-saw. This lasts for several awkward moments.Â
Both dogs have been 'fixed', so that's not an issue. Normally I wouldn't even bring it up, but the more I see it, the less it remains "funny" or "cute". Now, I see it as "disgusting" and "a reason for jealousy".
Any ideas?