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« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2005, 02:30:39 pm »
Hey Moon!  Lady does the same thing...especi ally since she's into trying to make it SOUND different every time.  It's squeeky once then whoosey next...then putt putty and broken.  she's a very creative farter. 

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« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2005, 02:31:21 pm »
Samson is very rarely flatulant...I feel like I am missing out!...LOL~!

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« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2005, 02:43:33 pm »
You can give dogs chewable Pepto Bismal too which helps for upset tummys and gas.
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« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2005, 02:52:57 pm »
 " Greta lies there while we watch movies and her sphincter opens like an aperture to emit a whoooooooosh! sound.  Not long after that the room fills with the smell of greasy smoked pig gristle.  She looks offended if we spray anything to cover it up.

When Lou was a pup he would fart and his head would whip around to look at his butt as if to say, "What the heck was that?  Gosh!"  Then he'd get up, looking entirely offended, and move to the other side of the room."

LMAO That is the funniest thing I have ever heard, I was reading this on the while on the phone with a customer and had to try my hardest not to laugh out loud!!!!

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« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2005, 03:18:36 pm »
...her sphincter opens like an aperture...

That was the part that got me!
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« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2005, 03:36:55 pm »
Raven farts silently then looks around all superior, like "hey: it must have been the fish cause it wasnt me."  Merlin, on the other hand, stands up, stretches out on his forearms with his butt in the air and lets fly, and you can hear it in the next room. Then, I swear to God...he smiles.
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« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2005, 09:58:54 pm »
Gingko does those sneaky ones when he stretches.

Silent but deadly when he is laying down.

Rotten nervous car farts that you can just about taste.

Chris, my partner, would blame everything on Gingko but Gingko usually jumps up and sniffs his own butt... which kind of gives the game away for Chris!

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« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2005, 07:10:06 am »
:o
it must be the rott in rollie cause he melts the paint off the wall!

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« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2005, 04:22:36 pm »
guinness and peanuts do it for me. what is gasx?

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« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2005, 08:01:50 am »
This doesn't have to do with gas smells because I am becoming immune to that.
I found a few ways to get rid of pee, mildew, and must smells.
I covered the carpet in baking soda which I will vacumn up tonight and put cups with two chunks of charcoal in them in each room.  The test will be when my dad enters my house tonight without saying something like "you really need to take care of that smell"  Isn't family the best!?
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« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2005, 08:55:35 am »
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA AH! I am laughing SO HARD at these stories!

Cabeza doesn't really fart. Seriously. Well..in the car...he gets nervous in the car. He can stink that thing up BAD!

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« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2005, 09:22:06 am »
I use that arm & hammer pet hair release pet carpet power that sits for 30 minutes before vacuuming.  I love it.

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« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2005, 09:23:07 am »
I got some of that yesterday at Kroger, it was on sale.
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« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2005, 09:31:14 am »
You can get it at Family Dollar if you have one in your area too for $1.00 a box.  :)