OK, I'm totally cracking up here, and I'm so sorry because I know it is soooo not funny, but I guess it was the way you told the story. Nothing is more rank than doggie diarrhea. My 10 year old greyhound, Niko, has had his share, but I guess fortunately for us he goes into our shower to have his blowout. Easier clean up, but not enough bleach in the world can erase the mental image of it when you're standing in there naked with shampoo on your head! Another potty anecdote - my hubby's ex-wife lives nearby and has two danes. She had just one until I rescued one and gave her to them as well. So her new dane had a bit of a nervous tummy in the back yard just as the resident dane was doing the old "welcome, newcomer, I must sniff your butt" routine. Alas, poor timing - you can figure out the rest. Resident dane got a very nasty suprise, follow by a thorough scrubbing!!! Luckily, it didn't damage the first impression and they are the best of friends now, a year later!!