And you are way braver than me, the thought of brushing mouse goo off his teeth is giving me the willies. That would be Keith's job.
LOL! My hubby says that if it's "dirty, dangerous or disgusting" that I leave it to him. I've been known to point out though that he's pretty useless around vomit though, it makes him sick to look at it so I'm almost always the one to deal with it.
Last year, Daisy ate a nasty, smelly, long-dead bird. As I was yelling and trying to make her drop it she took one big chomp and swallowed it.
Since she has IBD and can get really, really GI sick sometimes, I gave her some peroxide and made her barf it up before she really got sick. Now whenever hubby says the dirty, dangerous or disgusting thing, I point out that
*I* had to clean up and bury a barfed up, long-dead stinky bird. That usually quiets him up for a while. LMAO
Amazing what dogs will eat when they find it themselves and how picky they can be if they don't like their real food.
P.S. Great job of delegating, Stella. I'm impressed!