Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a
repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she
told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the
mat.
Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the
counter, and I'll mail you a check ."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike.
He won't bother you.
But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY
circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
"I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment
the following day, he discovered the biggest,
meanest looking dog he has ever seen.
But, just as she had said, the dog just lay
there on the carpet watching the repairman go
about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time
with his incessant yelling, cursing and name
calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself
any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
See - Men just don't listen!
