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The other day i was eating a slim jim whilst i was doing some housework i put the thing down for 2 secs turned around and it was gone. Of course porter my 7 month bloody was acting guilty but i wasn't gonna scorn him cuz it was my fault, i should have known his nose would have found it
The next day Porter was outer in the yard poopin and was looking kinda uncomfortable, so i went over to see and hangin out his but was 3/4 of a slim jim in its wrapper.
which made my pregnant wife puke i thought it was funny.i tried to get a pic but through laughter failed
but dont worry ten minutes later he had finished teaching himself the lesson of dad's slim jim hehehe
