Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

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Ten
Peeves that Dogs Have About
Humans

'1'

Blaming your farts on
me.....

not
funny .. not funny at all
!!!

 
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'2'

Yelling
at me for barking.

I'M
A FRIGGIN' DOG

 
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'3'

Taking
me for a walk, then

not
letting me check stuff out.

Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?

 
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'4'

Any
trick that involves balancing

food
on my nose. Stop it!

 
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'5'

Any
haircut that involves bows or ribbons.

Now
you know why we chew your stuff

up
when you're not home.

 
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'6'

The
sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.

You
fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what

a
proud moment for the top of the food chain.

 
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'7'

Taking
me to the vet for "the big snip",

then
acting surprised when I freak

out
every time we go back!

 
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'8'

Getting
upset when I sniff the crotches of your
guests.

Sorry,
but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing
yet.

 
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'9'

Dog
sweaters. Hello

Haven't
you noticed the fur?


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'10'

How
you act disgusted when I lick myself.

Look,
we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

 
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Now
lay off me on some of these things.

We
both know who's boss here!

You
don't see me picking up your poop do you?


EVERY
DOG HAS HIS DAY.

A
DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.

CATS
HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!