Horrible Craig's list listing

[amberdoggoneit]

This is horrible about a poor little grey canary.
This guy really makes me mad!
Here it is: 

Ugly grey canary is looking for new home.
The bird is unloved.
I am sick of hearing it cry itself to sleep.
It is an ugly, plan grey color.
Healthy and capable of all the things canaries do.
I am sick of feeding and cleaning up the cage of an ugly bird.
IF YOU WANT IT, I'LL TAKE AN OFFER.
BRING YOUR OWN CAGE.
I SNARL AT THIS UGLY GREY BIRD WHEN EVER I SEE IT.
SAVE IT FROM IT'S HOSTILE HOME. IT IS 3 MONTHS OLD.

[FergtheBerg]

OMG - 
Where is the listing posted?  I will save that bird if I have to!

[lorim2]

I totally agree with Tina.  You really have to take craigslist with a grain of salt.  You must be a super good "weeder" because the shock affect is a wonderful selling tool.