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Offline Good Hope

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Do not try this at home!
« on: August 12, 2005, 09:00:02 am »
Hope you enjoy this.

Good Hope


How to clean your toilet.


Funny!
 

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog
 



 
 

 

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Re: Do not try this at home!
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2005, 09:04:33 am »
LMAO  ;D that is just too too funny, the story itself is funny but with the pic of the pissed off kittie and the totally amused doggy hahahahahaha thanks for a good laugh

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Re: Do not try this at home!
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2005, 09:06:39 am »
must copy and paste and send to at least 50 people.

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Re: Do not try this at home!
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2005, 09:10:08 am »
HA..Ha..HA.... . Thanks for the laugh ;D

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Re: Do not try this at home!
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2005, 09:51:48 am »
ahhhhhh Im working in cat rescue hehe Maine Coon Rescue, hahahaha guess where I will send it lol

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Re: Do not try this at home!
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2005, 10:35:05 am »
ahhhhhh Im working in cat rescue hehe Maine Coon Rescue, hahahaha guess where I will send it lol

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LOL!...That was great!...Miss Fritzi is a Maine Coon mix & worked great for cleaning the toilet before we had her shaved...lol!

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Re: Do not try this at home!
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2005, 10:46:35 am »
SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! Im sitting here at work cracking up. The dog laughing is just to much.

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Re: Do not try this at home!
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2005, 05:22:08 pm »
Hehe!  I love the photo of the cat--it looks so angry!    :D

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Re: Do not try this at home!
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2005, 01:19:18 am »
Jeanne,

Thought you might enjoy this again. We'll enter a few more jokes after lunch. Keep letting us know you're ok....

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Re: Do not try this at home!
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2005, 01:25:44 am »
The mental picture on that is hilarious!! I've got tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard! Thanks!!!
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