What a great sleep I thought as I gingerly rised to a new day. Contemplating my next move, I couldn't shake the dream I had, it was a strange dream, just a buzzing sound, but seemed so real I could not let it go. Oh My God! I slept in 2 hours!! That wasn't a dream, it was my alarm clock and, and, and the dog, no one took the dog out to go potty. Wait, that's my job! Fearing the worst, I decided to get ready for work first and when done leisurely walked done stairs. Half way done I noticed it, I was ready. At the bottom of the stairs I seen it, I WAS NOT READY ANYMORE! The stench, the malodor of a drunken sailer lost at sea!! There, in the porch, perfectly positioned in the form of a triangle, lay 3 mounds of reeking poo. Not just any poo, but soft poo. In the middle of this triangle was Angus, "don't move boy, sit boy, no, noooo, down, NO I mean stay, nooooo don't roll, no rolllllllll please". With a sit, down and a roll I was going to be just that much later for work. Resigned to the task at hand suddenly a voice bellows from above (upstairs) "DAAADDDY" "DADDY, the baby went potty (in her diaper of couse) can you take care of that". "Right away" I say, anything to move away from Angus for a minute! After an hour of changing, scraping, hosing, washing, nose plugging, etc.... I finally head off to work. I have a meeting I can't miss. Whew! Just made the meeting, everybody is there and we are about to start. What's that smell, oh crap it's dog poo, I must have stepped in some. I wonder if anyone else can smell it!!!!!!!
That was my morning. Cheers to all, have a great day!
