So...we have this cat. His name is Pierre. He is named after a character in a children's book. The kid is like, a total jerk, and every time he does something bad, the book says:
'"I don't care!", says Pierre'
Anyway so you get the idea. My cat is kind of a jerk. He was a feral kitten when Molly brought him home and begged to keep him. He didn't get neutered until he was well over a year old, and he has always been just sort of tom-ish. And he is HUGE.
So, he has been doing this really obnoxious thing! He's been getting weirdly territorial. If one cat (we have three) decides he likes a certain place a lot, the moment he gets up from it, Pierre pees on it! If Pierre can't have it, he will throw a big scratchy yowly fit and pee NEAR it while the other cat is on it.
So, examples:
Molly was doing homework. Lex (big black inbreed dumb kitty) was sleeping on MOlly's desk. Pierre saunters in, decides HE wants to be the desk kitty. Lex won't get up. Pierre throws a fit and jumps up on Molly's bed and pees on it. Right in front of her.
Lex decided he liked this big cushion thingy that sits on the floor. (NObody has paid any attention to the dang thing for months) He starts sleeping on it 23.5 hours a day for about a week. The moment he gets up for that .5 hour exercise/eating/using the box session, Pierre runs in and pees on it.
And now?
Pierre is peeing on all of the baby's stuff. He got in the crib last night and peed in it. He peed on the baby's awesome boat blankie that Auntie JuJu made yesterday.
WHAT DO I DO?!?! I am so busy and I never stop and now I am cleaning up cat pee constantly. There really isn't anything that has changed in our household. Pierre has always been like this to some extent. But now I have a baby and I'm just exhausted and I cannot add another thing to the day.
Oh, and I forgot to add another example. Just so you guys don't think that its just Lex that Pierre has this problem with. Our other cat, Kyle, has a SEVERE flea allergy. If he gets bitten by ONE fle, his hair all falls out and he loses his mind. ANyway, so he was having this problem a few weeks ago and he camped out behind this box on the counter. As soon as he got up, Pierre jumps up on the counter and pees on that spot! ON MY KITCHEN COUNTER!