Miss Sophie Dayley was caught recently with her drug of choice during a routine check at the rehab center. "I only wanted one hit on the bone, but before I knew it, I had the whole thing in my mouth," she cried.
When offered continued rehab instead of jail time if she gave up her supplier, she quickly complied.
It was none other than her brother, Syrus Dayley who brought in the bone during his weekly visit. He cleverly concealed it in the folds of his mane. Mr. Dayley has been caught and booked into the local County Garage Jail. When asked why he did it, he simply said. "Because she wanted it. I couldn't take the whimpering anymore."
