On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years,
with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and
other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in
a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his
employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had
been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find
another position that paid anywhere near what
he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of
deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him
certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2
million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in
the bank. She explained that for the 30 years she had charged him for sex,
these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and
investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his
voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would
have given you all my business!"
THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM!
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths
shut.....
