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nickerbokker

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BYE NUTTIES......MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
« on: September 03, 2005, 12:01:00 pm »
its official.....a ngus has an appointment to become a confused little girl on tuesday!  im so excited!  nutties are coming off, satan is going to school, and i could not be happier.  bad news is, i do not know if we can make it to the 24th.  the vet will be in charge of that!!!!!  but anyway.....HAH A, no more nads for the wangus!
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Re: BYE NUTTIES......MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2005, 12:42:19 pm »
You seem way too happy about this upcoming castration! Have a heart girl, at least pretend to feel sorry for him!!! This sounds like what they refer to in the psych community as "transferrence" - there isn't anyone in your past that you wish you could "de-nut" is there!!! :o :o :o
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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2005, 02:02:47 pm »
I have a metal thingabob that stretches a band that I used to castrate lambs.  Sometimes if I'm in the mood I hold this thingabob up, examine it and suddenly I get this big rush of revenging men in my past and then I feel much better.  :P
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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2005, 07:59:27 am »
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ROTFLMAO  Need I say more...
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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2005, 09:45:59 am »
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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2005, 10:09:45 am »
VERY funny Brandon!!!

I was once at a dinner in Beverly Hills and sat next to a man who had a mastiff.  He said his vet recommended plastic "nuts" for his dog after his operation so the guy wouldn't be embarrassed walking his dog in Beverly Hills.....and for the mastiff they had to get the ones for a small horse.   I embarrassed myself by laughing so hard!!!

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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2005, 10:16:32 am »
Nope.  Not kidding!   AND he did it!  He bought his dog "horse balls"!!!  He was embarrassed that he got talked in to it!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2005, 01:32:47 pm »
NEUTICLES!!  I'm sorry that is too much! Are these for the owner or the dog!
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« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2005, 01:37:51 pm »
Hmmmm.  Never thought of it....have you seen "bumpernuts"?  That's a category all of its own!
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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2005, 02:09:40 pm »
i was just telling jaba to get those for bear.  i can't imagine having the the sack the size of a basketball and having them suddenly missing....it would be so scaring to not have the bouncing back there.  angus is a different story, his are like little cherries.  no big deal at all lol, he wont know they are gone!
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« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2005, 03:17:02 pm »
I have helped implant Neuticals a few years back. It was always the male owner who requested them. They have a few different kinds. The least expensive was a hard plastic. This was the type most people choose because they are all expensive. One owner commented that they looked fine but every time the dog sat down on a hard floor they would clunk ::) :D
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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2005, 04:11:18 pm »
Back several years ago, when John Henson was the host of "Talk Soup", he featured Neuticles on the show a couple times.  He always suggested that their slogan be "I'm Nuts for Neuticles".   ;D
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« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2005, 05:14:15 pm »
I gotta think about this!
Usually requested by male owners! Hmm...
Probably bitter about his 'last' divorce and felt some sympathy for his dog.
Birds of a feather do flock together!
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