Zeus will eat anythng wood, (Apparently not enough fiber in his diet?) so we just keep the wood stuff picked up.
Apollo however, loves Mom's undies. Joshua got promoted a while ago. He invited a buch of people over for a party. I was at work, and I got a phone call.
"Honey, when are you coming home?"
"Why, did you burn the house down or something?" (Long story there, Josh'a other name is Tim Taylor)
"No, but you might want to take Apollo to the Vet for a check up."
"Josh, if you fed my dog beer, I'm going to be right pi$$ed at you and your friends."
"I'll talk to you when you get here". (Laughter in the background) *click*
I got home a lightening-fast 10 minutes later.
Apparently, when Joshua arrived with all of the guests in-tow, Apollo met them at the door. With my favorite lipstick-red pair of panties hanging like dental floss out of his mouth. Josh lunged for them, and Apollo swalowed them so that Daddy couldn't take them away.
Josh was terrified that they would wrap around his intestine or something horrible like that. (The elastic you see.)
AS my grandmother always said........
this too shall pass.
We now have a hamper with a child-lock on it. The Crime Lord (he's an excellent thief) can figure out how to get into anything that isn't locked.