-I don't go to Banks without drive thrus because then Sanity can't come.Â
-I pay easily 3 times as much for a soda or candy bar because I only go to the corner store that lets him come in with me.Â
-Sanity has a $55 top of the line queen sized fleece blanket and I have one that Matt and I stole from a hotel because we wanted something to sit on when we watched fireworks that's scratchy and makes me break out.Â
-Sanity goes to the vet for a splinter and I haven't gone to the doctor in 6 years, even though I have some areas that my dermatologist cousin assures me are melanoma.Â
-I've spent over $200 in collars between the three dogs this year and about $70 on my clothing budget (Which consisted of a bra that Sanity ate in a fit of rage one night)Â
-I put a policeman on hold once because Sanity had to go potty.Â
-I have to leave out the same door everytime I go somewhere, otherwise he thinks I'm hiding in the yard and refuses to come in till he finds me.Â
-We had to have a motion sensor light installed in the bathroom because Sanity won't eat in the dark, and it's too expensive to leave the light on all day.
-If I'm engrossed in something, Matt will yell for me at the top of his lungs for 10 minutes before I notice. Sanity fusses once and I'm up.
-I dug up my grandmother's flowers and bought her new ones because the ones she had CAN be toxic if a large quanitity are digested.Â
-If someone asks me to do something I have to check my schedule to see if I have time to do it. If I'm gonna be away from Sanity too long I don't do it.
-OH and last night I made two batches of chocolate chip cookies. One without chocolate chips so I could share with Nee
Ang