I had a very sheltered childhood. All things to do with Halloween were looked upon as satanic and I was not allowed to participate. I couldn't trick or treat, I was held home on Halloween party days, I never got to carve a pumpkin. So this year, at 22 years of age, with the help of Matt I carved my first pumpkin.
Psssttt Matt doesn't think I took any pics of him. Tee Hee.
My Honey and the pumpkins. Mine is the big one. His name is Wilton. I picked him because he was all alone, away from the ginormous pumpkin pile. Matt's pumkin is the little one. His name is Gordy. He picked him because he was cheap.
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I cut into my first pumpkin.
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Trimming the top.
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EWWWWWW. Wilton's innards are nasty!
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Matt and Gordy
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Matt lecturing me on sticking my hands in and grabbing pumpkin guts.
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Wilton's innards after Matt did it because I couldn't do it right. Muwahahaha. Manipulating men is fun.
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My poor mutilated Wilton.
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Gordy. He's an elitist snob. But I told Wilton he was gay. Matt denies it, but it made Wilton feel better about himself.
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Scary Wilton
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Semi scary Gordy
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Pumpkins at night.
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Araby's scared. "Daddy SAVE ME!"
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Hobo tried to eat it, like he does everything
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Then he became bored with it.
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Daddy what do you WANT from me!?!?!?!
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Just TAKE the *#^$ picture!
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Mommy will protect the harpie from the evil pumpkin
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What are you?
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Can I eat you?
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Mom my tongue is stuck!
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