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Some new designer breeds
« on: November 06, 2005, 11:34:27 pm »
Speaking of designer breeds, here are some new ones someone has come up with.

Disclaimer:  some of them are pretty scary looking.

http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/

I did wish they gave descriptions of them though, it only lists pictures.

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Re: Some new designer breeds
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2005, 11:40:58 pm »
someone sent this to me a few months back.  some are scarey looking, others are way cool!  i had to keep going back and looking at a few of them, pretty disturbing-very creative though.
 
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Re: Some new designer breeds
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2005, 11:44:46 pm »


http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/

I did wish they gave descriptions of them though, it only lists pictures.

actually if you click on each pic it takes you to some type of description or wording but its in greek or some type of foreign language.
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Re: Some new designer breeds
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2005, 12:00:19 am »
Those are pretty funny!

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Re: Some new designer breeds
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2005, 11:24:46 am »
OH MY!!  I thought that was really cool in an artistic kind of way!!!  I'm demented though, but some of them were really funny! ;D

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Re: Some new designer breeds
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2005, 11:28:32 am »
OMG! Those are freaky. Whoever made them up did a good job.

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Re: Some new designer breeds
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2005, 12:07:15 pm »
OH MY!!  I thought that was really cool in an artistic kind of way!!!  I'm demented though, but some of them were really funny! ;D

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Re: Some new designer breeds
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2005, 12:20:24 pm »
Yikies!  Some of those are actually frightening!  EEk! :o
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Re: Some new designer breeds
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2005, 12:22:34 pm »
Heavens those are scary. Somehow though, the pug face looks just right on that gorilla body.

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Re: Some new designer breeds
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2005, 12:29:50 pm »
The pictures are pretty cool I was expecting something like this tho. I found it on another website.
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Re: Some new designer breeds
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2005, 06:29:50 pm »
Cool stuff, has got me inspired to fool around with PhotoShop tonight.  I think the best images are the Human/Animal ones.  Funny and creepy!  They look like something out of Star Wars.
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Re: Some new designer breeds
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2005, 06:43:41 pm »
I liked the human/animal ones best too.

Although that gorilla/pug had me laughing for about 10 minutes.

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Re: Some new designer breeds
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2005, 07:43:21 pm »
haha, freaky... yet cute  :P
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Re: Some new designer breeds
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2005, 09:21:54 am »
I can't wait to see a pic?please post! it we need some puppy pic!!!!
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