Repeat after me:
There is no such thing as a good morning.This is axiomatic.
If you think you have had a good morning, you are hallucinating or on some sort of mood stabilizing drugs that have skewed your perception of the world.
some evil mignon
who schedule conference calls at 8 am on any morning, much less a Friday are not actual people; they are steaks, and you should have ignored the phone; alternatively, you could let Ranger eat them.
However there are Minions of Satan who do this kind of thing because they are supernatural horrors who are trying to make your life h*ll on earth, instead of waiting for you to go to h*ll naturally for making fun of ugly babies.
If you ever wonder if someone is a Minion of Satan, just look to see how early in the morning they appear to be voluntarily engaged in vigorous activity. Anyone who does this is a Minion, I promise you. I know, because my father is a Minion, my brother is a Minion, and they have tortured our family for YEARS.
Minions of Satan will try to turn you into one of them. You only chance to save yourself is to chant at them in groups of three the incantation I gave you above: "There is no such thing as a good morning, there is no such thing as a good morning, there is no such thing as a good morning." Then you turn over and cover your head with a pillow.
They may drag you out of bed after this and FORCE you to be active in the morning, but by means of the chant and the pillow-hide, you will retain your humanity.
Also, you should take a nap.