my friggin puppy is the same way. except he sleeps on my bed. he is ALMOST potty trained, but in the morning, if i am not careful and meet his demands immediately, i am screwed.
for example, we all sleep on my bed, and he will attack my head when is is awake, and if i do not LITERALLY jump out of bed and take him directly out, he will pee on the floor and laugh at me. i mean, i cannot yawn, i cannot stretch, i cannot roll over, i cannot pee, and i cannot brush my teeth ( i ALWAYS AM IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOMEONE AT 5AM).....if i do any of these things, he will look at me, stick his tail out straight, start laughing, and take a long pee wherever he is. i was smart enough to put a plastic cover over my matress and boxspring, but it still really PISSES ME OFF when he does it on my bed. and he will man, piss him off enough, and he's like fine, on the bed it is.
last night he woke me up in the middle of the night, and i ran to put my shoes on and take him out, and while i was putting on my shoes, he peed on my left foot. im surprised i still have a dog this morning, i wanted to let him free after that little stunt.
there is nothing like warm pee to wake you up.
about a month ago, i was rolling around on the floor with him and cody and all the sudden my back felt a little warm, and dumb me thought his belly was on me and i was warm.....OH NO....AS SOON AS I MOVED I COULD FEEL THE WET, THE WET OF PEE, FROM A PUPPY WHO LIKES TO TICK ME OFF FOR NO REASON.
i love him, but sometimes i just want to pee on him too.