Bull Terrier x ----zu = --------zer a gregarious but unreliable breed.
Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.
Collie x Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
Chihuahua x Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ad, 3 for $19.95.
Pekingese x Dachshund = Peking Dach, owned by Chinese restauranteurs .
Airedale x Spaniel = Airel, a dog that brings in good TV reception.
Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.
Smooth Fox Terrier x Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss.
Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.
Bloodhound x Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun.
Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.
Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.
Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
Spitz x Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
Poodle x Great Pyrenees = Poopyree, a dog that smells good.
Keeshond x Setter = Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff.
Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, owned by.... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.
Kerry Blue Terrier x Bloodhound = Blueblood, a favorite of high society.
Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.
Basenji x Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner.
Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
Samoyed x Norwich Terrier = Samwich, very tasty breed.
Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband or boyfriend.
