I don't know why they call them baby wipes. I bet if you did a survey, they're used more often for OTHER stuff than they are for baby's butts! I have baby wipes at MY house, and there are no babies there!
Call them comfy wipes.
He will love to have his bum clean. Since he's a fastidious boy, it's got to be making him feel bad to be dirty. He'll be much happier when he's clean. And so will Chester.
And you are the Queen of Dogmoms today. You have gotten your furkid better enough to come home! Fireworks for you!
He's going to get much better now, I know it, but I'm going to keep saying prayers.