Dog tags ring, are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glistening.
It's yellow, NOT white,
I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;
Avoid where I pee,
It's my property!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
Following the classic old design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go man,
So all the world will know
it's mine, mine, mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
Flows my natural incense boast;
Stay off of my turf,
This small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland.
