That would be alcohol abuse!
Lady once...made someone spill a Segrams and 7 on the ground and now she goes nuts when she smells it and if you let her she'll lap up an entire one or two. Grace has a thing for Schnapps. She discovered that once when I was walking Lady outside and left my fuzzy navel on the coffee table within paws reach.
Good thing is we don't have tails...just little stubs.
Lady is about 5 feet on her back paws and 2 1/2 feet on all 4's. So even at the bar we get a big head on our legs, little eyes gazing lovingly up and a wet face staining our pants. How can one resist. They make it so hard to say no, don't they?