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A NEWFIE PROTECTION STORY
« on: January 05, 2006, 01:01:53 am »
WHEN I GOT BEAR, I DIDN'T REALIZE HIS TENDENCY TO BURSST!! OUT THE DOOR!!! to meet new!!!! PEOPLE!!! UNFORTUNATENAT ELY, HIS STRENGTH IS IMPONDERABLE!!!AND HE HAS A TENDENDY TO JUMP UP!!!SO THIS HILLBILLBILLY IDIOT!!!WHOM EVERYBODY WAS AFRAID OF.
 AND ROARRRRRRRED  LIKE A LION!!!!,AND PEELED HIS LIPS BACK, AND BELIEVE ME!!!!,A NEWFIE HAS TEETH!!!!,LIKE A SALTWATER CROCIDIDILE AND BELIEVE ME!!!HE SHOWED EVERY!!!!!! TOOTH!!!!! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK THEY CAN'T PULL THIER LIPS BACK BELIEVE ME!!! THEY CAN !!!  BEAR SAID!!! don't think i didn't hear every word you said !!! and now that you've threatened my owner,YOUR A%% IS MINE!!!THE  ONLY THING i COULD THINK DO DO!!!, WAS TO TROW MY ARM IN FRONT OF HIS CHESST!!!, A HOPELESS GESTURE!!!! BUT BEAR BACKED OFF,WHICH HE DID,WHICH BELIEVE ME,WAS QUICCCKKK!!!,LATER ON,WE GOT TO BE FREINDS? AND HE TOLDME i"LL BE MORE CAREFULLL!!! IN THE FUTURE!!!,i DIDN'T REALIZE!!!??? HOW DANGEROUS!!! HE COULD BE!!!,I DIDDDD!!!,HE IS MY FRIEND!!!
« Last Edit: January 05, 2006, 08:25:35 pm by jabear »
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Re: A NEWFIE PROTECTION STORY
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2006, 01:04:20 am »
That's so sweet, you befriended the family killing hillbilly  ???
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Re: A NEWFIE PROTECTION STORY
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2006, 01:09:47 am »
 THANK YOU BANDON!!! JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE TRUTH!!!! ::)
« Last Edit: January 05, 2006, 01:10:30 am by mrpuppy »
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Re: A NEWFIE PROTECTION STORY
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2006, 01:15:54 am »
WE DRINK TOGETHER, WE TALK TO EACH OTHER, BUT I'VE NOTICED HE MAKES ME KEEP BEAR IN YHE HOUSE,ALLLLWAYYYSSSS!!!???
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Re: A NEWFIE PROTECTION STORY
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2006, 12:00:23 pm »
WE DRINK TOGETHER, WE TALK TO EACH OTHER, BUT I'VE NOTICED HE MAKES ME KEEP BEAR IN YHE HOUSE,ALLLLWAYYYSSSS!!!???

Will you still be friends after he ties you up and slits your throat?  ???  Homicidal maniacs can be quirky friends to have, you might want to pat him down when you hang out.
« Last Edit: January 05, 2006, 12:04:04 pm by Newf Lover »
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Re: A NEWFIE PROTECTION STORY
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2006, 07:15:07 pm »
thats one of the things that worry me :o,loved your reply though newf lover ;D
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Re: A NEWFIE PROTECTION STORY
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2006, 07:20:41 pm »
OMG! I totally LOVE hanging out with family killing homicidal maniacs! That is WAY FUN! Even if you have to keep a bar at your house, its totally worth it.


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Re: A NEWFIE PROTECTION STORY
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2006, 10:10:18 pm »
Good plan - if you ply him with enough beer and appeal to his better nature by being nice to him (and having a big mean black dog), he's likely to kill somebody else's family instead of yours.  ;D
« Last Edit: January 06, 2006, 12:25:07 pm by jabear »

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Re: A NEWFIE PROTECTION STORY
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2006, 10:36:52 pm »
wow
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Re: A NEWFIE PROTECTION STORY
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2006, 10:38:58 pm »
Yeah I am totally lost here lol

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Re: A NEWFIE PROTECTION STORY
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2006, 10:41:10 pm »
lol, there was more to the story, but i think it was edited out!  no worries, i would be confused also!
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Re: A NEWFIE PROTECTION STORY
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2006, 10:42:31 pm »
This thread is wrong on so many different levels!!! ??? But on a good note, I am very happy that mrpuppy has found the capslock key! ;D

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Re: A NEWFIE PROTECTION STORY
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2006, 02:42:04 pm »
I would love to see a Piccy of Mr Puppy's Newf, it must be immense!!!
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