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Offline PupDaddy

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Why Dogs can't use computers
« on: January 19, 2006, 11:27:24 am »
10. He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse.

9. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.

8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.

7. Three words: carpal paw syndrome.

6. Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he's browsing www.purina.com instead of working.

5. The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.

4. He can't help attacking the screen when he hears "You've Got Mail."

3. It's too messy to "mark" every Web site he visits.

2. The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms.

1. He can't stick his head out of Windows XP.

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Re: Why Dogs can't use computers
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2006, 11:46:11 am »
HEHE!  That's funny stuff

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Re: Why Dogs can't use computers
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2006, 12:24:01 pm »
What about... "he cant see the screen for all the nose prints on it" ?
DOGS LAUGH, BUT THEY LAUGH WITH THEIR TAILS.

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Re: Why Dogs can't use computers
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2006, 02:02:48 pm »
LOL!!! That's funny! I needed a laugh today.

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Re: Why Dogs can't use computers
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2006, 02:08:10 pm »
Those are so true!!  Thanks for sharing those, its sure something to think about!!
Tricia, human mother of Hershey, born 7/6/2004

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Re: Why Dogs can't use computers
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2006, 06:33:10 pm »
LOL