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Offline coonie1970

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Jokes for the Ladies of BPO
« on: January 25, 2006, 12:35:50 am »
Sorry guys these were much too funny not to share with my girlfriends. ;)

KITCHEN WISDOM?

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious!

No husband has ever been shot while doing dishes.

A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Help keep the kitchen clean-eat out!

Housework done properly, can kill you.

Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

My next house will have no kitchen---just vending machines.

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Top Ten Reasons You Know If You Have PMS

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****.

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

8. You're counting down the days until menopause.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The Ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

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Husbands are like....Childr en
They're fine if they're someone else's.

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How do we know men invented maps?
Who else would make an inch into a mile?


Coonie  ;D

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mjjensen

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Re: Jokes for the Ladies of BPO
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2006, 12:43:32 am »
 Is your husband by any chance selling a set of encyclopedias?

Anakalia

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Re: Jokes for the Ladies of BPO
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2006, 10:53:41 am »
HHAHAHAHAHAAA!!  Those are just too funny!! ;D ;D