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Offline PupDaddy

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Pets Diary
« on: January 25, 2006, 06:30:45 pm »
A dog's diary:


 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!

 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

 Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!

 2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!

 3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

 4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

 6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!

 7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!

 8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

 9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!

 

 11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!

 

 A cat's diary:


Day 183 of my captivity. My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced ! to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the  hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the  furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.  Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.  There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in

solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

 

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.  But I can wait; it is only a matter of time.

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Re: Pets Diary
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2006, 06:33:59 pm »
Heheee Cute
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Re: Pets Diary
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2006, 06:42:51 pm »
love it

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Re: Pets Diary
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2006, 06:58:51 pm »
That is sooo true....
Erin and the critters
Kali ~ the newf
Lacey ~ the aussie 
Gabby ~ Holsteiner mare
Fire ~ Appendix Quarter Horse/Belgian gelding
Lilah and Hannah ~ Kali's kitties

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Re: Pets Diary
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2006, 07:02:46 pm »
hehehehe I am passing this one on
True love is being gone all day, and coming home to a dog who licks your face.

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Re: Pets Diary
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2006, 07:05:10 pm »
That's so true!!!! I love it!

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Re: Pets Diary
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2006, 08:23:53 pm »
LOL
"The more boys I meet the more I like dogs"

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion"




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Re: Pets Diary
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2006, 10:17:15 am »
lol great one ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Pets Diary
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2006, 10:25:28 am »
LOL!