LONG AWAITED! THE NEW HOTSEAT IS...BPO'S MISTRESS OF MIRTH...ANKY!

[Nicole]

Yes, that's right folks. Step right up. Here's your opportunity to learn everything you ever wanted to know about BPO's world-famous Mistress of Mirth, ANKY! Some of you know her as Ang, some of you know her as um..Ang...and some of you know her as something too naughty to post here! So, without further ado, I give you BPO's sexiest Hotseat yet....ANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nicole]

Ok, Fine. I'll ask the first question and get the party started...

Why don't you like lettuce for heaven's sake?

[Anky]

Yes, that's right folks. Step right up. Here's your opportunity to learn everything you ever wanted to know about BPO's world-famous Mistress of Mirth, ANKY! Some of you know her as Ang, some of you know her as um..Ang...and some of you know her as something too naughty to post here! So, without further ado, I give you BPO's sexiest Hotseat yet....ANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honey, you are TOO sweet!    

Ok, Fine. I'll ask the first question and get the party started...

Why don't you like lettuce for heaven's sake?

Because it's crunchy.  To be totally honest and to get all psycho sematic with you, when I was a kid we were too poor to afford sandwich toppings and things like salad in addition to our meal.  So I eat my sandwiches with just meat and bread, get salad for the crutons (Depending on the company I'll choke some down).  I just think that seeing as how lettuce just tastes like grass, and there's absolutely no nutrional value to it, and that I find the noise completely unsettling, there's no point to eat lettuce.  Plus it gets brown in like a day.

[Nicole]

Ok, Fine. I'll ask the first question and get the party started...

Why don't you like lettuce for heaven's sake?

Because it's crunchy.  To be totally honest and to get all psycho sematic with you, when I was a kid we were too poor to afford sandwich toppings and things like salad in addition to our meal.  So I eat my sandwiches with just meat and bread, get salad for the crutons (Depending on the company I'll choke some down).  I just think that seeing as how lettuce just tastes like grass, and there's absolutely no nutrional value to it, and that I find the noise completely unsettling, there's no point to eat lettuce.  Plus it gets brown in like a day.

HA! You need therapy! You find the noise of lettuce unsettling? What do you do during thunder storms? Or when they're doing construction in  your neighborhood.. .or when Nee licks his butt?

[Anky]

HA! You need therapy! You find the noise of lettuce unsettling? What do you do during thunder storms? Or when they're doing construction in  your neighborhood.. .or when Nee licks his butt?

SANDWICHES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SOFT AND CHEWY!  NOT CRUNCHY!  One of my multiple idiosyncracies is that I am completely anal about my food.  Certain foods have to be prepared in a certain way, eaten in a certain order, have certain accompany dishes, can or can't touch another food depending on the class (Yes my food has classes, leave me alone, my lunacy doesn't hurt anyone.  Pisses the people at Wendys off sometimes though.......)  I can only use a few of the utensils we have, as other ones are too big or small or wide or flexible or I don't like the design. 

OH and I forgot, I LOVE thunder, construction doesn't bother me, and Nee is too classy to lick his butt

[dober_gurl]

Well, I'll have lots of questions for you tomorrow(11:30pm right now)!! I just wanted to say, I'm getting a webcam!!! *dances*

edit: nah I'll ask a question besides a dane what other breed of dog do you want?

[Anky]

Well, I'll have lots of questions for you tomorrow(11:30pm right now)!! I just wanted to say, I'm getting a webcam!!! *dances*

edit: nah I'll ask a question besides a dane what other breed of dog do you want?

Hmmmm......... I LOVE the Fluffy mastiffs, and I like IWs too......  Too HARD!  I'm def a big dog girl though, much to Matt's dismay.  I dont think I'll ever be without one.  I love the herding breeds but don't have enough time for them regretfully. 

[Nicole]

HA! You need therapy! You find the noise of lettuce unsettling? What do you do during thunder storms? Or when they're doing construction in  your neighborhood.. .or when Nee licks his butt?

SANDWICHES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SOFT AND CHEWY!  NOT CRUNCHY!  One of my multiple idiosyncracies is that I am completely anal about my food.  Certain foods have to be prepared in a certain way, eaten in a certain order, have certain accompany dishes, can or can't touch another food depending on the class (Yes my food has classes, leave me alone, my lunacy doesn't hurt anyone.  Pisses the people at Wendys off sometimes though.......)  I can only use a few of the utensils we have, as other ones are too big or small or wide or flexible or I don't like the design. 

OH and I forgot, I LOVE thunder, construction doesn't bother me, and Nee is too classy to lick his butt

SHUT UP! Nee is too classy to lick his but...whatEVER .

[Anky]

Oh boy, oh boy!  Ang is in the hot seat!  Ang is in the hot seat! 

Hard stuff first . . .

Do you fold or crinkle your toilet paper?

Does "Wad" count as crinkle or is it a whole other category?

Do you leave the water running while you brush your teeth?

Yeah.  I'm bad.  SHAME!   I tried doing it without the water running and it seemed so empty and unfinished.  "The water isn't running!  My teeth can't be clean!"

Paper or plastic?

Hmmmm.  I have an affinity for the paper bags because we used to make Indian Vests out of them for Thanksgiving in school.  And they're just so much more chic.  Think about it, the classy Soho people don't have PLASTIC bags they have paper!  But Plastic bags are better because they serve as trash bags, and poop picking up bags.

Coke or Pepsi?

D@mn you!  I like both.  I can be in a mood for either.   

Pitt or Clooney?

DEF Clooney.  I loved Brad Pitt in the Mexican though..... And Ocean's 11.  But Clooney just oozes yumminess and come hither qualities..... OK I want both.  AND RIGHT NOW!

Chicken fingers or chicken nuggets?

I like the long ones.  Mostly because they're more grown up (You can eat them with a fork) and they're made out of REAL chicken, and most chicken Nuggets are by products.  I call them Chicken tenders or chicken strips as one of my best friends has an absolute coniption if you say Chicken fingers, as chickens have no fingers.

Fruit Loops or Lucky Charms?

I LOOOOOVE LUCKY CHARMS!  How could you not?  They're magically delicious!

Exxon or Shell?? 

Exxon has serious lack of Skeevy men, so I'd go with Exxon.    Dork.

[Softhug]

Ok, I am going to be unoriginal and pretty much use the same questions I used last week...

1)  What foods to you HATE?

2)  What is your favorite sandwich?

3)  What was your most memorable birthday?

4)  If you were another person, would you be friends with YOU?

5)  Do looks matter?

6)  Favorite toy as a child?

7)  If you were a crayon (64 pack, not 8ct. pack) what color would you be?

  What was the last thing you ate?

9)  What is your most treasured keepsake?

10)  Would you rather have a web cam in your bathroom pointed at your toilet or in your shower (and yes it is on 24/7)? 

[Anky]

Ok, I am going to be unoriginal and pretty much use the same questions I used last week...

1)  What foods to you HATE?

OK that would be a REALLY long list.  I'm a wicked fussy eater.  I hate pickles.  I hate anything that looks as if it were alive at one time (ie: limbs and heads still on) Just thinking about it now makes my stomach turn.

2)  What is your favorite sandwich? 

Hmmmmm Peanut butter and Fluff on Canadian White Bread. 

3)  What was your most memorable birthday?

OK there's this trend that EVERY SINGLE ONE of my birthdays have sucked, from my first one where I didn't want to get my hands dirty for the "Baby digging into the cake" picture, so my mom shoved my hands in there and I screamed for like an hour.  Or theyear my B day was on Easter and my mom thought it'd be cute to have an Easter Egg hunt and there was a prize if you found the golden egg, which I found but my cousin shoved me out of the way as soon as I yelled "I found it!" (Stupid in hindsight) and she took it and she got my prize.  Or when my mom had the youth pastor throw a surprise B day party for me and I was anorexically thin (I had just gotten over a 6 month bout of influenza) and some girl was commenting on to her friend that she wondered if I was going to puke the cake up afterwards or not eat it at all, hence I beat the crap out of her, and was then banned from Youth Group.  Or when Matt got drunk and forgot my birthday till a friend reminded him so he brought all the people he was drinking with home, and said "SURPRISE!" and I had to stop them all from breaking stuff.  Or last year when I brought Sanity to my parents house with me and he got freaked by a siren and plowed through their bar counter.  See I can't choose a most memorable, because they all are!  

4)  If you were another person, would you be friends with YOU?

Not to be a total snot, but I'm an awesome friend.  All my friends tell me they don't deserve me.  I'm loyal to a fault.  I'll do anything for my friends.  And they know it.  Plus I'm not wishy washy.  Well that could be a bad thing.  If you think an idea is great, and you ask my opinion, and I think it's stupid, but you still want me to say it's great, there's going to be problems.   

5)  Do looks matter?

I would be lying to say that they don't.  But different people like different things.  My boyfriend LOVES my giant butt.  I can't fathom it, but he does!  I think as long as you're attracted to the person it's all that matters.  To be honest, I'll love my Matt even if he gets fat and blimpy again.  Sometimes the attraction comes before the love, but I honestly think that you can't be in love with someone and not be attracted to them physically.  I'm not a big eye candy girl.  Like I can see a guy and Appreciate him (OMG the scene in Waiting where Ryan Reynolds is getting dressed for work, I had to think about breathing) but the thought of actually going after someone based soley on their looks isn't me at all.
6)  Favorite toy as a child?

Sounds stupid, but I had this walkman, and I used to make recordings all the time.  I would record myself talking, singing, doing primitive mixes (Like 3 tape players going in the back ground.)  I went everywhere with that thing.

7)  If you were a crayon (64 pack, not 8ct. pack) what color would you be?

I forget what the thing is called but it's like the dark metallic blue.

  What was the last thing you ate?

Dunkin Donuts Croissant and Mountain Dew

9)  What is your most treasured keepsake?

I have the first thing Matt ever gave me, a little beanie kitty named Pedro.  It's one of my most vivid memories.  And now I have a big red "F" Keychain that's the first thing I ever picked out for my Fram.

10)  Would you rather have a web cam in your bathroom pointed at your toilet or in your shower (and yes it is on 24/7)? 

Shower.  Showers can be sexy, and toilet sitting, no matter what Jenny McCarthy thinks, is NOT sexy!

[newflvr]

Hey Anky, it's good to see you on the hot seat !! 

What's your most favorite book....fictio n and non-fiction?

What's on your bedside table right now?

If you were on a tropical island, what would you take if you had 5 minutes to pack?

If your dog or a stranger needed to be rescued, who would you save first?

Have a fun week!!!!

[Anky]

Hey Anky, it's good to see you on the hot seat !! 

What's your most favorite book....fictio n and non-fiction?

Fiction 101 Dalmations by Dodie Smith.  The book is AWESOME and very grown up!  Nothing like the Disney Movie.  And as for non Fiction "Last of the Donkey Pilgrims" by Kevin O'Hara.

What's on your bedside table right now?

About a billion drink bottles, alarm clock, some soggy thing I took out of Hobo's mouth last night, lamp, and Matt's new MP3 Player I confiscated because I like gadgets.

If you were on a tropical island, what would you take if you had 5 minutes to pack?

Shorts, Halter top, Hoodie, Jeans, notebook, pen, Chicken in a Biscuit, and toenail clippers.

If your dog or a stranger needed to be rescued, who would you save first?

I know I'm going to h*ll for this.  I'd pick my dog.  I have had a hard time with people in my life and it shows.  Sanity really is my best friend, and to imagine that I could have saved him and I didn't....... I dunno.  Hopefully I never have to make that choice. 

Have a fun week!!!!

[ZooCrew]

What is your favorite room in your house?

Sneakers or high heels?

Favorite kind of cheese?

Flannel or silk pajamas?

What is the stupidest/craziest thing you have ever done?

If you were a breed of dog, what would you be? and why?

pencil or pen?

cash or charge?

What was you favorite cartoon as a child?

If you could be any superhero, who would you be?

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

[chaos270]

Which animal best represents you?

How do you like your popcorn kettle korn, movie theater, caramel, regular microwave, and chocolate covered?

Where would you live if you could live anywhere in the world?

Where would you like to travel to?

Describe your dream home?

Umm that's all for now...