LONG AWAITED! THE NEW HOTSEAT IS...BPO'S MISTRESS OF MIRTH...ANKY!

[enuffpaws]

well let's get startedwith a few questions.

Do you like motorcycles and do you ride?

Do you like horses and do you ride?

WHEN are you getting that tatoo?

Given the oppotrtunity would you model for Victoria's Secret Catalogue?

Lingerie...We all know that you wear it because of your flashing post, but do you buy it or is it  a Machoo present?

Now, seeming that you said you want hard questions....

Describe yourself using only three words that would allow someone to know you even if you had never met.

What is the single most important quality that you possess, that you wish were in your best friends?

Name two not dog related things that will instantly make you lose your temper.

What is your opinion on cheating in a relationship?

Dale

[Anky]

What is your favorite room in your house?

Sneakers or high heels?


Stillettos!

Favorite kind of cheese?

Munster

Flannel or silk pajamas?

Silk

What is the stupidest/craziest thing you have ever done?

When our class went to Puerto Rico I hitch hiked to the jungle (No I don't speak Spanish), and then had these little kids give me a tour.  It was awesome.

If you were a breed of dog, what would you be? and why?

A Red merle Aussie.  They go nuts without something to do (I can't STAND being bored), awesome at their job, ballsy, they're crazy psycho, and WIRY!

pencil or pen?

Black ink Gel Pen

cash or charge?

Ooooo both are bad.  Cash because it doesn't leave a paper trail.

What was you favorite cartoon as a child?

Jem.  Which is odd because the show's schizophrenic and self loathing tendencies really bother me now.

If you could be any superhero, who would you be?

The Punisher.  Although I dont' really know if he's a Superhero persay.... no powers or anything.  But I'm all about the Anti Hero stuff. 

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

A peck is a volume of measure that holds approximately 537.6 cubic inches, you figure that the average pepper is ROUGHLY 3x3x4 giving us a volume of 24 cubic inches.  As such you simply divide the 537.6 by the 30 which gives us 22.4.  GAWD I hate math!

[Anky]

Which animal best represents you?

Fisher Cat.  Well I'm not as nasty as a fisher cat.... I could say leopard but that's SOOOOO cheesy.  I'll go with the fisher cat.  

How do you like your popcorn kettle korn, movie theater, caramel, regular microwave, and chocolate covered?

I'm genero girl.  Gimme Microwaved

Where would you live if you could live anywhere in the world?

Hmmmmm Tuscany.

Where would you like to travel to?

IRELAND! 

Describe your dream home?

My no expenses spared dream home?  First off a foyer with a HUGE friggin round window.  Enormous eat in kitchen, lots of nooks and cranny rooms, whirlpool tubs everywhere (Yes like in the middle of the study), heated driveway, high ceilings in all the rooms, tons of color, and a dumb waiter.  I'd have a heated inground pool outside, everything would be fenced in of course, and a patio with one of those grills that in actuality is like a stove but it's outside wo we'll pretend it's a grill, and the fridge and TV and all that stuff.

Umm that's all for now...

[Anky]

This one should be fun....what are your 10 biggest pet peeves? 

Screw you Holly. 

1.  Skeevy Men
2.  People who tell me how to drive
3.  People who wave their degrees in other un degreed people's faces......


OK seriously now, this is one of those things that in the moment I could give a list of a hundred.  But right now I'm drawing a blank.  I'll get back to you after my first temper tantrum of the day.

[Anky]

well let's get startedwith a few questions.

Do you like motorcycles and do you ride?

I LOVE them and I want my own SOOOO bad!  I don't know how to ride though, and Matt won't let me get a big girl bike.  He says I'm too little   I'd be happy with an 850 but he's like "You can have a 200"  Jerk

Do you like horses and do you ride?

Horses were my life for so long.  I miss them very much actually.  I was going to go to the olympics for eventing.

WHEN are you getting that tatoo?

WHEN all my chica's come up here for the emotional support

Given the oppotrtunity would you model for Victoria's Secret Catalogue?

In a heart beat.

Lingerie...We all know that you wear it because of your flashing post, but do you buy it or is it  a Machoo present?

I buy it because he thinks it makes him look like a perv, but I know what he likes and sometimes I buy for him and sometimes I buy what I want.  I have to have pretty underwear because even if no one else sees it, I know it's there and it makes me feel good about myself and I carry myself much more confidently.  (AND IT WASN'T A POST SO THE MODS DON'T HAVE TO HUNT IT DOWN AND DELETE IT!)

Now, seeming that you said you want hard questions....

Describe yourself using only three words that would allow someone to know you even if you had never met.

Racous, comity, paladin
What is the single most important quality that you possess, that you wish were in your best friends?

I wish I could pass my ballsiness to my friends.  I'm sure it's a VERY good thing that they don't have it, because to be honest, it's gotten me into alot of trouble, but I think they would all benefit from using it on occasion
Name two not dog related things that will instantly make you lose your temper.

Anyone looking down on my or my loved ones for any reason.  I can't STAND condescending people. 

And this one sounds petty and childish, but it's the truth, I HATE when people act like they know what they're talking about, but have nothing to back it up with, and they're right, just because they're right.

What is your opinion on cheating in a relationship?

Don't have to worry about it if his package in in a plastic bag!
Dale

[chaos270]

Hmmm you like Red Merle Aussies.....wa nt Lacey?  She is such a spaz. 

What's your favorite type of Candy brand and all?

What did you eat for breakfast?

What is your biggest fear?

What breed of horse do you like best?

Which breed would you get no expense spared?

[Anky]

Hmmm you like Red Merle Aussies.....wa nt Lacey?  She is such a spaz. 

Didn't say I LIKED them, said I WAS one

What's your favorite type of Candy brand and all?

CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Ummm I'd have to go with 3 Musketeers
What did you eat for breakfast?

Ummm I didn't have breakfast yet.   

What is your biggest fear?

Asphyxiation or dying alone.

What breed of horse do you like best?

Hmmmmm, Paso Fino or a Morab (I LOVE the Morgan Arabian Cross.  TRUE Morgans are just like me, stubborn, obnoxious, and blue collar, then the Arabian gives them a touch of class)

Which breed would you get no expense spared?

Horse or dog?  It'd be the Paso Fino, they're such a sensual horse.  I'd want a Buckskin and I'd go to Puerto Rico, and I'd pick one of the ones with the tousled bed head mane, that just moved like mercury.

[Boobearsmom]

Beer or martini's?  And what kind?

What's your best road rage story?

[Anky]

Beer or martini's?  And what kind?

Beer I suppose.  I've never had a martini.  And I'll drink any kind of hard liquor that you throw in front of me.

What's your best road rage story?

http://www.bigpawsonly.com/index.php/topic,5480.0.html

[chaosndestruction]

What breed of horse do you like best?

Hmmmmm, Paso Fino or a Morab (I LOVE the Morgan Arabian Cross.  TRUE Morgans are just like me, stubborn, obnoxious, and blue collar, then the Arabian gives them a touch of class)

we used to have a half blind paso mare, she was awesome! We kept her foal, they are such neat horses (her foal was a paso/paint cross)

[enuffpaws]

Describe yourself using only three words that would allow someone to know you even if you had never met.

Racous, comity, paladin

Although I liked all your answers, I will admit that this one sent me scrambling to blow the dust off of the Websters. Thanks.

Now, I found you at the bottom, and that just will not do....

Now I know that you are a tough girl, despite your dimunitive size. Describe for me your ideal "big girl" bike. (Tell Matt that Stella is only 5'2", and she has a 650, and handles it just fine.)

Describe your perfect romantic evening... and with who?

Are you a shot and a beer girl, or do you prefer creamy umbrella drinks?

Favorite hangover remedy?

Should your perfect man dress in leathers...or a business suit?

If money was no object as far as education is concerned, what would be your perfect career?

If money was no object, your perfect honeymoon location?

Love you, hun...
Dale

[Anky]

Describe yourself using only three words that would allow someone to know you even if you had never met.

Racous, comity, paladin

Although I liked all your answers, I will admit that this one sent me scrambling to blow the dust off of the Websters. Thanks.

Now, I found you at the bottom, and that just will not do....

Now I know that you are a tough girl, despite your dimunitive size. Describe for me your ideal "big girl" bike. (Tell Matt that Stella is only 5'2", and she has a 650, and handles it just fine.)

I'd love a brand new Daytona 1200.......  

Describe your perfect romantic evening... and with who?

With my honey Matt of course.  Other men just don't even come close (Other than you of course Dale  )  I'm pretty low maintenance when it comes to that kind of stuff.  The sterotypical flowers, him preparing something thoughtful, then.... ummm stuff 

Are you a shot and a beer girl, or do you prefer creamy umbrella drinks?

Shot and beer The umbrella drinks are too expensive. 

Favorite hangover remedy?

Walk it off. 

Should your perfect man dress in leathers...or a business suit?

Suits are nice, I don't know how I feel about leather.  I like a blue collar manly man.  If a guy's hands are softer than mine, it scares me. 

If money was no object as far as education is concerned, what would be your perfect career?

Author, then some kind of job where I get to boss people around.  OOOOO and a spin doctor.  I would LOVE to be a spin doctor.

If money was no object, your perfect honeymoon location?

Ireland.  I would LOVE to go to Ireland, the real stuff not the touristy places.

Love you, hun...
Dale

Love you too! 

[Anky]

Ireland.  I would LOVE to go to Ireland, the real stuff not the touristy places.

OK, you are, as of this moment, officially designated as my trip planner.  I'm going to Ireland in June (for the first time) and my next hot seat question for you is this: 

What real, non-touristy stuff would you see in Ireland? 

I want to go out to the moors, see the shepherds, ride their horses, see the real sheepdogs, go to the pubs in the middle of nowhere, talk to the old people, learn their history, instead of going to the places where everthing is leprechauns and 4 leaf clovers.  I want to have a kid take us around all day and show us the things that no one else gets to see, and hear their history from his mouth. 

[Gypsy Jazmine]

Who is your fav BPO dog & why?

[Icerotti]

I found this poor post just hanging out near the bottom

Where/what do you think you will/be doing in 10 years?

How many big paws do you think you will have by then?

p.s.....you have to try a martini..they are the best   Green apple is REALLY goo