They Fight Crime!

[GrumpyBunny]

This is kind of fun...

http://home.epix.net/~mhryvnak/theyfightcrime.html

Here is mine - He's a sword-wielding devious boxer possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a time-travelling junkie advertising executive who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

[Kiahpyr]

HAHAHAHAHA!! This is fun!

He's a gun-slinging ninja waffle chef fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a violent hip-hop nun from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
 

[GrumpyBunny]

LOL, Tajsa, you got a good one!  A gun-slinging ninja waffle chef and a violent hip-hop nun.  Hee!

Doesn't gun-slinging go against being a ninja?   

[Rachel]

Here's mine:

He's a lonely coffee-fuelled ex-con whom everyone believes is mad. She's a time-travelling African-American barmaid with the power to see death. They fight crime!

LOL

[ZooCrew]

Haha, those are hilarious.

Here's mine:
He's an otherworldly coffee-fuelled paranormal investigator moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a foxy red-headed nun from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!

[hairprincessnyu]

Lol

He's a scrappy native American farmboy on the edge. She's a sarcastic antique-collecting advertising executive on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!

[Anky]

Mine sounds like a show on FX

He's a globe-trotting guerilla shaman on his last day in the job. She's a man-hating streetsmart barmaid living on borrowed time. They fight crime!

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I think the nun ones are the best

He's a sword-wielding vegetarian sorceror who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's an elegant junkie nun from out of town. They fight crime!

[Icerotti]

He's a world-famous amnesiac rock star trapped in a world he never made. She's a provocative gypsy fairy princess with the power to see death. They fight crime!

[Leah...]

COOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!

Mine was: 

He's a lounge-singing soccer-playing Green Beret from the 'hood. She's a hard-bitten impetuous h*ll's Angel from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!

[kathryn]

Here's mine:


He's a hate-fuelled native American vagrant on the run. She's a transdimension al bisexual bounty hunter on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!
 

[enuffpaws]

Here's mine:
He's a cross dressing formerly molested alterboy. She's a 400 pound hermaphrodite ex-crack ho with an attitude. They fight crime!
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