ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS.

[NoDogNow]

No, I didn't get to see it, more's the pity.   

I required an explanation for the little red marks on leg.  Given what the knucklehead had done, I think I did well to get it out of him in 2 days.   Of course, I got rid of him about 2 weeks after that--how do you continue to date someone who's that...I'm not sure even what to call it.  Uncompromising ly curious, maybe? 

At any rate, I got rid of him in August, when he turned out to be a football nut on top being ridiculous! 

[newflvr]

Wait!  WAIT!!!  He didn't actually use a taser on him self did he??  Oh PLEASE!  I thought this was all a joke!  No, REALLY???

 

[Teamshredit]

OMG 
That is sooo funny. It brings back memories of my old roommate Taylor. He had this electric fly zapper in the shape of a tennis racket. He and his buddies would get drunk and hunt down bugs, and when they got bored of that, they'd take turns zapping each other.....I learned SO MUCH about the male species from that guy. 

[NoDogNow]

He didn't actually use a taser on him self did he?? 

Oh, yes.  My idiot most assuredly did tase himself in the leg, with his uncle's taser.  (His uncle was a police officer.)

And I was really sad to have missed it.  Especially after I got rid of him. 

[newflvr]

OMG!!!!  I  really am ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!!!! 

Thank HEAVENS you got rid of him......excep t, now think of it:   entertainment value!!  That would have been good!  You could just hand him various electronic devices to see what he'd do with them!!!

[NoDogNow]

You know, I'll have to ask his uncle about that the next time I see him.  If he's still doing this stuff, maybe someone will have pictures.   

[Heighway]

I think I saw two testicles heading down I-65 toward Nashville..... .

[smsmith]

That is the single-most funny thing I've read in ages and ages  ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !  I'm sending it to EVERYbody I know!  The cat is the funniest part!

Thanks for the chortles.

[Senghe]

Oh, yes.  My idiot most assuredly did tase himself in the leg, with his uncle's taser.  (His uncle was a police officer.)

And I was really sad to have missed it.  Especially after I got rid of him. 

How did you get rid of him? He wasn't making himself some toast while he was taking a bath by any chance? 

[Leah...]

You're right, only a man....

That was SO funny! i had to pass it on to a few people, who will pass it on to a few people, and, well, lets just say your embarassment will be known!