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Offline marinafb

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Just for fun newspaper ads!
« on: March 01, 2006, 11:46:33 am »
 

  ;D

 

> These are actual newspaper ads:

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> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites.
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> FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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> FREE PUPPIES.. Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
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> FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
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> FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a
> reward for this nasty little thing.
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> COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED...Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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> NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
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> JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
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> WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
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> AND THE BEST ONE)
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> FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica! 45 volumes.
> Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married
> last month. Husband knows everything.
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Re: Just for fun newspaper ads!
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2006, 11:53:42 am »
LOL!  Those are great! Thanks for the morning funny.   :D
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Re: Just for fun newspaper ads!
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2006, 02:52:58 pm »
Haha.......... ....those are too funny.   :D

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Re: Just for fun newspaper ads!
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2006, 08:42:10 pm »
Those are great all of them! Gave me a good chuckle

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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2006, 09:07:24 pm »
LMAO!!

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Re: Just for fun newspaper ads!
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2006, 10:08:09 pm »
LOL :D
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Re: Just for fun newspaper ads!
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2006, 02:40:19 pm »
those are WAY funny! thx! were they actually used in a newspaper???

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Re: Just for fun newspaper ads!
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2006, 10:05:58 am »
Hehehehehee!  I am definitely showing the last one to my husband.  Thanks for such laugh!!
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