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> These are actual newspaper ads:>
> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites.
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> FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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> FREE PUPPIES.. Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
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> FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
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> FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a
> reward for this nasty little thing.
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> COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED...Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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> NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
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> JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
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> WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
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> AND THE BEST ONE)
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FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica! 45 volumes.
> Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married
> last month. Husband knows everything.