sum troofz tew liv by (yeh yeh, diz iz writtin in Crittur....az mommee wud sey, deel wiff it).
1. yur doggeez rool da howz.
2. wen yur doggeez sey dey want doggee treetz or petz, yoo giv dem treetz or petz or boff.
3. wen we ar sleepin, DONT kom up an blow on owr tummeez! dat jus ROOD.
4. we alreddee gawt owr fur koatz on...whi dew yoo insizt in puttin funnee hatz on uz tew?
5. wen we stan at yur chayr an wuff it meen we wan yur attenshun. iz it dat hard tew figyur owt?
6. whut maykz yoo theenk we kant smell medisin in owr fud?
7. it nawt owr fawlt yoo gayv uz sumtin we dont wanna eet...give uz whut we lyk an weel eet it.
8. da kitteez awn teevee ar nevur az fun az da kittee toiyz owtsyd...breen g uz doz tew play wiff instead.
10. wen we sleep, yoo kan sleep. wen we awayk, yoo suppozed tew be awayk.
whairz 9? I theenk I baried it...oriz udder the cowch...dats jus whut doggeez dew! Â
hokay, git it? der simpul tew unnderstand an follow. letz hab no mor nonsenz!
