A few years ago Badger did one of the funniest things he has ever done.
I was cleaning house and he was obviously bored. He sat there, watching for a while, apparently waiting for his big opportunity. When I made my way into the entryway (which was linoleum and I always hand cleaned it) he pounced. I was on my hands and knees, balancing on one hand and cleaning with the other, and the floor was wet. He came up and strategically knocked my support arm out from under me and then starting play bow/pouncing all around me while I lay sprawled on the floor. I started laughing really hard and the problem with laughing is that it makes it impossible to use your alpha voice, and it takes your strength away, making it impossible to push the dog off.
He realized that I couldn't do anything and that I was laughing (he is a constant entertainer-total clown) so he sat on my chest and slobbered all over my face, sticking his tongue in my ear and wiping his drool in my hair. This assault lasted probably 10 minutes.
10 minutes of slobber assault is a LONG time.
