I found this and thought it was funny.. so I had to post it here.Â
Here is a list of possible ways to determine if, in fact, you do own a Giant breed or not.
- If the sound of running water makes you jump up and yell, "OUTSIDE! "Your dog is a Giant breed . . .
-If you tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair, your dog is a Giant Breed.
-If it takes 3 people to get your dog on the scale at the vets, your dog is a Giant Breed.
-If you can carry on a conversation with a dog's muzzle firmly in your crotch . . . your dog is a giant breed.
-If your dog can hide an entire coke can (among other things) fully inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, "What? I'm not eating anything!"Â you own a Giant Breed.
-If you carry a tape measure with you when shopping for a new vehicle . . . your dog is a giant breed.
-If you keep at least one color-coded "drool towel" in every room of your house. your dog is a Giant Breed.
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-If visitors enter your house holding their privates protectively - your dog is a Giant Breed.
-If you take your dog for a ride and he rests his head on your arm, causing you to make random right turns, your dog is a Giant Breed.
-If you have given up on water dishes and you just use the bathtub, your dog is a Giant Breed.
-If you avoid the dogs on your way out the door, so they won't smear your makeup or slime your outfit - you own a Giant breed.
-If you've learned to force a smile when asked, "do you have a saddle for that thing?" You own a Giant Breed.
-If the monthly dog budget exceeds your home mortgage payment, you own a Giant Breed.
-If your veterinarian has been able to put in a swimming pool, build a large home, buy jet skis and a personal plane, you own a Giant Breed.
-If you have had to train your dog not to lick dishes, and the dishes are in the sink . . . You own a Giant Breed.
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-If the donuts you put on top of the refrigerator are gone when you get home and your dog has powdered sugar on his nose, you own a Giant Breed.
-If your dog can see what you're cooking, and he tries to assist you in the preparation by licking the spoon - you own a Giant Breed.
-If ALL of the delivery people tell you to meet them at the end of the driveway - Your dog is a Giant Breed.
-If you purchase a large screen TV and you still can't see the program when your dog stands in front of the television - you own a Giant Breed.
-If the first warm days brings out shampoo and the hose to give your dog a bath outside - to avoid the increase of flood insurance on your home - yes you own a Giant Breed.
Apparently this is copyrighted material. I found it on a local forum.. but they must have copied it from this ladies website. So I figured I better add her link..
http://www.ginnie.com/Danes.htm
