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« on: March 24, 2005, 05:19:41 pm »
I like to swap some funny doogie stories that may have happenened to you
I will start with 2 both of them poo storys
I was making the dinners for my dogs (This was in the mid 90 )
When my wedding ring went missing
As I has a feeling in what food dish for what dog it went I started to monitor Presley for the next 3 day's every time the dod went to sit down to do something I was behind him
As it was he was a very discreet dog when toiletting he would dissapear and did not like to be watched so as soon as I came up behind him he would stop
3 days later of following him I indead found my wedding ring were I though it was.
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The next story even hit the papers the radio and t.v
I was walking Kyle the great great great grandson of the dog above mentioned
And as usual I cleaned up after him as I always do when wlaking my dog as a responsible dog owner should.
I had Kyle on the left of me when suddenly 2 thugs came up behind me 14-16 year olds
They snatched my plastic shopping back from me and took off
Futhere down the road they stopped to see what they had scored
I did not run after as I knew what they has snatched of me was of no use to them as it was Kyles smelly poo
They yelled at me and threw the bag away pity of this was I still had to walk home with it anto dispose of it
Next I started getting phone calls of friend as they heard it on the radio
as the area was mentioned and the type of dog and my first name the assumed it was me
And they were right a policeman friend of mine who I told the story to mentioned at the Armadale police station what had happenend and it went from there
The joke was at the station for a while who will be on poo patrol today
As they said to me today a poo bag tomorrow a handbag
Sorry for the lenght of the sory's but that is the way it was
Ann Oppelaar